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Meet The Militia

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“Coolkid”

Founding Member of the Maltese Militia with Intimidator, Grumpy and S.O.C.K. Currently the team Captain. A Firefighter/Paramedic by trade, I love paintball, Harley Davidson Motorcycles, and traveling around in our RV with Grumpy.

Equipment: My main marker is the Empire Axe with custom laser engraving won at the Guns For Hoses II event. My backup marker is a WGP VF Tactical camo with a clamping feed neck, and Stinger Paintball Designs custom grips. I also have a, Pinokio Loader Customized by Stinger Paintball Designs, HammerHead® Torpedo Barrel System, Vulcan Vest, Paintball Rocket Pod Filler with custom stand, E-Vents ACU Mask, and a Goblin Deuce added in 2011, and other misc. goodies.

Email Coolkid here

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“Grumpy”

Promoted to Lieutenant, reluctantly and always a Sergeant at heart, in June of 2007, I am a founding Member of Team Maltese Militia with Cool Kid, Intimidator, and S.O.C.K. I am a Paramedic, love playing Paintball, riding my Harley Sportster, and spending time camping with Cool Kid. I am also the team Quartermaster. 

Equipment: Black WGP VF-Tactical, HammerHead® Bang Stikxx Barrel System, Pinokio Hopper, Ninja 45/4500 Peanut Tank, RAP 4 Vest, and a few other odds and ends...

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“S.O.C.K.”

Founding Member of Team Maltese Militia with Cool Kid, Intimidator, and Grumpy. I love paintball, football, and spending time with dear old dad. My nickname stands for Son of Cool Kid

Equipment: WGP VF Tactical, G4, HammerHead® Torpedo Barrel System, RAP 4 Vest, Pinokio Hopper, Extreme Rage Overdrive Hopper, E-Vents goggles, USP Gloves and a Goblin Deuce.

Email S.O.C.K Here

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“Intimidator”

Founding member of Team Maltese Militia with Cool Kid, Grumpy and 
S.O.C.K. Firefighter / EMT-I who enjoys paintball as one of many 
hobbies. A reluctant Sergeant, I prefer to be up front with the grunts 
rather than calling the shots. Players who wipe and cheat are pathetic 
punks that ruin the game. If you play like that, do us all a favor and 
stay home - it will save you a tongue lashing from me


EQUIPMENT: Tippmann 98 custom platinum, pinokio hopper, empire e-vent goggle system,  hammerhead torpedo barrel system, rap4 vest, and a few other goodies.

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“Chicken Fried”

I have been playing since 1991. Former team member of the Jolly Rogers. Works with Grumpy. My gazelle-like bursts of speed is known to confuse anyone, however I'm better suited to be in the rear with the gear. Have compiled enough gear through the years to support my own 3-man team

Equipment: My main marker is a ETEK3 w/Immortal board and ACU Pinokio Loader, 70ci Peanut Tank with Ninja Reg, also carry a Goblin Deuce sidearm. Backup marker is a WGP VF-Tactical w/ Pinokio Loader, 68ci Tank with Ninja Reg, RAP4 Vest with 12 Pinokio Pods, Proflex Goggles, and E-Vents ACU pattern both with custom ear pads by Stinger Paintball Designs- as well as many other goodies too numerous to mention here.

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“Obvious”

 

I'm a Firefighter/Paramedic, when not deployed overseas or playing Army on the weekend and when I have time. I enjoy keeping some skills up of locating and killing targets.)

Equipment: WGP VF Tactical, BT TM7 as a back up marker as well- both using the Hammerhead Barrels, Pinokio Hopper, RAP 4 Tactical 10 vest, Remote coil with Pure Energy Air Tank, Redz pod holder, and assorted other gear brought to by the U.S. Army.
 

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“coqui”

 

I'm a Paramedic and love what I do but I also found a new joy in "shoot outs" and scenario/woods paintball. I'm new to the sport but I'm learning fast!

Equipment: Etek 4 with a Dye Rotor and 50ci Ninja Tank . Upgrades soon to come. My Backup gun is a Tippman A5 with Flatline Barrel and collapsing stock. Sly Profit Goggles, Valken ACU Jersey, Pants, and Tango Vest.
 

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Honorary Member Mitch
Every time we go to EMR we could hear the wonderful tones of Mitch, as she called out the times until the next insertion, reminded a player to keep the googles on and cover up that barrel. A member of Canadian Justice, she is also one of the best refs at EMR. She has always made all players feel welcome and part of the "EMR Family". Over the past couple of years we had grown close with Mitch and after a quick discussion it was decided to bring her into the Militia fold.

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Honorary Member Jay
At the Red Dawn 5 game, Jay was presented with a honorary membership in the Maltese Militia. Jay has been a big part in our team getting to where it is today. He has also done a great deal for Paintball in Western MA.

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Honorary Member Greg
At the Queen Anne's Revenge event, Greg was presented with a honorary membership in the Maltese Militia. Greg has been very helpful to our team and to paintball in the area.

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